Rumours are circulating that ahead of this evenings tough tempo session, Simkiss woke up early and went for a 1 mile walk. If anyone can explain what this means or why he would do such a thing, please let us know.
This is clearly in complete breach of all ‘McCarkiss’ methodology and is in fact, plain weird. In a desperate attempt to save embarrasment Simkiss reacted quickly, blaming his Fiancee (Also the McCarkiss CRB officer) claiming that ‘she needed some fresh air’. What next? Will Milo the cat get it in the neck when Simkiss is caught playing hop skotch at 3am to supposedly stretch his calves. Will one of the Chickens be blamed when he his found sleeping in the chicken run?