MCKEP Birmingham Grand Prix Update

As the indoor season came to a close for the McCarkiss Elite Project it was disappointment all round as there were no representatives from the project on the start line of the men’s 3k. Simkiss had been rumoured to be donning the green logo but the fears of Mellor and Vernon proved premature as the Southam athlete was busy penning romantic sonnets that would put a big issue seller off his scran.

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Instead representatives (McCarthy Senior and Super Senior) from the project quaffed over priced cider amongst the British Athletics Supporters Club and the British Athletics hierarchy. In a heated debate with other BA athletics coaches it was agreed that Greg Rutherford is the most average athlete to ever pick up a gold medal but his new clothing range is beautiful. Following this the ginger ninja placed a respectable third.

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Following her 9.00.48 2mile WR, Dibaba faced intense questioning over rumours she is to move to Southam and live in the Simkiss chicken coup, in a bid to join MCKEP and find that extra 0.49. She declined to comment.

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