Bryan Adams song-writes for MCKEP – “Nipples When You’re Gone”

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I’ve been staring at training plans all night,
Wondering what the hell to do.
Yeah my nipples are chaffed and I don’t think I can see a run through.

It’s an endless sting causing me to moan,
I wish I could stay here at home,
But I can’t be sh1t because I’m MCKEP, and that’s not what MCKEP athletes do.

Nipples when you’re gone, my vest gets soaked with blood.
The pain goes on and on, and the run just seems soooo long,
Even lube don’t work that good, nip’tape ain’t workin’ like it should.
Things just feel so wrong, nipples when you’re gone.

Now I’m jogging up and down these streets,
Wishing that the pain would go;
The trials and tribulations of running that only runners know.

Oh this is torture, this is pain – maybe I should’ve tried lanacane,
I hope my nipples come back real soon, bollox, now I need to stop for a poo.

Nipples when you’re gone, my vest gets soaked with blood.
The pain goes on and on, and the run just seems soooo long,
Even lube don’t work that good, nip’tape ain’t workin’ like it should.
Things just feel so wrong, nipples when you’re gone.

…repeat chorus x1

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